Ha. I'm not a colubrid person myself either, but they sure do come in about a billion colors like corns do. They are pretty stubby, but not as stubby as bloods!
My favorite snakes would be anything in the Morelia complex, especially the Centralian (Bredyls) carpet, the diamonds, and the classic coastals. Not to mention all the different jag morphs, plus the albino gene finally got put into play...I can't wait for albino carpets to get under $300, that's when i'm getting back into snakes. given the time it took albino balls to get under that price point (less than a decade or so from the first cb clutches), and the fact that carpets are generally more prolific than balls,I figure I have 7-8 years to wait.
After trying a lot of different species I've found I like balls and my SIGBs best. I like bloods just as much, but lack the space now to really keep them.