destroy a wish

[chamillionair]

okay this is yet another game for us to play on the forum

rules:

you make a wish

the next post ruins you wish,and in the same post they make a wish

example:

me:i wish i was a mod on geckoforums

any member:you turn into a mod,but you get banned

i wish i had 10 leos

any member:you get your leos but they are cannabails an they all kill each other

etc,etc

okay,i will start

i wish my website had more members

 

[RoseT]

You got 100 new memebers but they used your site to deal drugs!

I wish I could fly!

 

[GeckoStud]

U can fly, but u accidentily hit and kill a bird of prey. You are locked up because it was an endangered condor.

I wish i could have telekenisis.

 

[chamillionair]

you get telekenisis but you parents forbid you to use this power

i wish i got to play video games with lil jon and eminem for a day

 

[GeckoStud]

You get your wish but you and they are shot in a drive by...

this is terrible but fun

I wish i could sleep in everyday!

 

[Perefalcon]

You get to sleep in every day, but you suffocate on a pillow

I wish I could have a better job!

 

[GeckoStud]

You get one, but it turns out to have illegal operations and its shut down.

I wish i had super strength!

 

[Perefalcon]

You get superstrength but you end up hugging and crushing the hottest chick alive

I wish I were invisible

 

[GeckoStud]

You turn invisible but you can turn back, basically disapearing from existence...

How morbid this game is.

I wish i were good at math...

 

[Perefalcon]

you're good at math, but everyone starts calling you a freak when you debunk einsteins theories......you end up being assasinated for uprooting such long standing beliefs.

I wish I were a GECKO GODDESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[crestedgeckogirly]

You're a GECKO GODDESS, but then you're geckos decide you're too gorgeous and they all band together, mutiny, and throw you out the window.

I wish I was already finished w/my Chemistry degree!

 

[Perefalcon]

you finish your degree but blow yourself up in a freak accident

I wish I lived in a better house

 

[crestedgeckogirly]

You live in a beautiful 3 story mansion, but then aliens invade, decide you have the prettiest house, and shrink you for their kids to have a new life like fisher price dollhouse...with you in it!

I wish I could breathe under water...

 

[Perefalcon]

you can breath underwater, but are seen by the local fisherman and caught in a net, after they figure out what you are, they put you on the internet and you're sold to a lab in california where they perform experiments on you daily

I wish you could think of a better wish breaker than that

 

[crestedgeckogirly]

You think of a better wish breaker, but then your mind is completely spent and you spend the rest of your life in a mental institution trying to spell "Andrea ROCKS" with your alphabet cereal.

I wish that I wasn't getting so old!

 

[Perefalcon]

you get your wish, but you don't stop regressing and end up de aging past the fetal stage and spend the rest of eternity as a single cell

I wish I weren't so tired!

 

[Grinning Geckos]

You aren't tired anymore, but now you can't sleep and you develop dementia from the deprivation.

I wish my feet didn't hurt!

 

[chamillionair]

your feet dont hurt because you went ito the er and you had them aputated

i wish i had 700.00 dollars

 

[LeosForLess]

You get the 700 dollars in a bag, and it turns out to be stolen money, and the mafia stole it, and they kill you.

I wish i were a tin can.

 

[chamillionair]

you get a tin can,but the one end of it is so sharp it slices off your hand

i wish i had a sony ps3