LOL! to funny! I could relate to the babyfood and birth control one.. sort of. I went to the local farm store to do some feeder shopping and realized when I got to my car that I had egg crates, chick feed (was trying it out) and plastic buckets. I bet the lady who rung me up thought for shore I had a mess of chickens somewhere (I really stocked up on those egg crates too.. so a lot of chickens, haha).