Happy Fucking Whatever!!

[BalloonzForU]

Ok, today June 10th is the reptile hater's and my 13th anniversary, and would have been our 2nd wedding anniversary. Thank God I never married him.

I'm not sure if I should look at this as a rant: He's never remembered the date, even after asking every year when it is. I'm sure with my luck he'll remember this year and I'll have to sick the dog on him at bed time. :main_evilgrin:

Or Rave: Cause I managed the last 13 years without killing him. :main_yes:

This is the last year, I'm done, starting a new life by the end of the year. Starting off 2008 without all this bullshit.

 

[Grinning Geckos]

Yay for new beginnings!

 

[PaulSage]

Felicia, I doubt he'll have any trouble remembering the anniversary of the date you leave his sorry ass. :evilgrin:

 

[BalloonzForU]

Oh I'm sure of it.

Yesterday was sooo fucking funny. He's sitting there trying to open a screwdriver case (those little mini ones) couldn't get the damn thing open. I came in the kitchen to find out what the problem was. I pushed one little button on the case and it popped open. I've done just about everything for him for the past 13 years except hold his dick when he pees. I can't imagine how the fuck he's gonna manage when I leave.

 

[Grinning Geckos]

You mean he can pee by himself? I bet he sits down cuz you're not there to hold it for him.

 

[BalloonzForU]

lol I have no fucking idea!!!

When I was potty training our son and trying to teach him to stand he insisted to sit like mommy. Well I pulled asshole aside and said I think it's time you take over the potty training, and let Zach go into the bathroom with you. He never let him go in with him. My son sat for a long time. Now if I can only get him to lift the damn seat.

 

[BalloonzForU]

Well it looks it's safe to go to bed. He didn't remember!!! The dog is still gonna be in bed between us. He knows better than to piss off the dog, by trying to get close to mommy. I love my dog!!!

 

[Jeanne]

Hey Felicia.....You are going to LOVE living without him! I have been on my own for over a month now, and I can honestly tell you...IT RULES!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nwheat]

Good doggie!!

 

[BalloonzForU]

Jeanne, I know what you mean I can't wait. I'm thinking I'm going to send Zach to my aunt's for a week or two, after the move, just for some total peace and quiet.

Good doggie!!

Did I mention I love my dog? :main_thumbsup:

 

[PaulSage]

Good doggie!!

LMAO :main_laugh: