How to get out of jury duty ;)

[paulnj]

Being a felon works every time, but here's another way.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0430091jury1.html

 

[fallen_angel]

LOL nice

 

[nevinm]

that man is my fucking hero!!!!

i get out by saying, and i quote "is he white? no? then hes guilty." no lawyer in there right mind picks me. its great and it works with any skin color. hahahahahaha

is he black? no? then hes guilty.

is he puerto rican? no? then hes guilty.

 

[paulnj]

I get out by being me .... lol

 

[Sunrise Reptile]

I get out by being me .... lol

:main_laugh: Whatever the hell THAT means!

 

[paulnj]

I have been sent 3 letters and 1 was from a neighboring county where I was charged with a 3rd degree crime and it was pending... not my county, so excused. That charge was dropped before my 1st court date and deamed self defense

I showed up to the other 2 wearing my friend's PAGANS MC vest .. SEE YA

Haven't gotten a letter in 14 years.

 

[nevinm]

I showed up to the other 2 wearing my friend's PAGANS MC vest .. SEE YA

Haven't gotten a letter in 14 years.

same idea!:main_thumbsup:

 

[fallen_angel]

That's too funny Paul :main_laugh:

Honestly, if I would have realized that they don't call you for jury duty unless you register to vote, I would have never registered, at least not yet.