OMG - I'm losing my mind!

[Grinning Geckos]

Jeremy, you're not going to belive this...

Hopefully some of you have seen my clogged pores post...if you have, and have delt with it before, give me a ring! I need to figure out if it's time for a trip to the vet.

Anyhoo...Because I found one male with clogged pores, I decided to check my others to see if anyone else has that problem. Here's where the losing my mind part comes in.

Everyone remember Baby? That beautiful RRS het that Jeremy gave me as a baby shower gift? The incubated-for-female that turned male at around 20g...

Well, for several weeks after sexing Baby as male, he still looked like a he so I stopped checking. Come to today, I take Baby out and said "Hey, where's your buldges?" :main_robin: I bent him backward and saw this... :main_rolleyes:

Clearly, I need to brush up on Sexing 101.

 

[Golden Gate Geckos]

LOL!!! I have seen many females look like they could be males... so no, you aren't losing your mind.

 

[Jeremy Letkey]

hah!!!

 

[Grinning Geckos]

Heehee...I figured that would be your responce. Oh well...no harm, no foul! Sure does mess up my 100% accuracy rating.

 

[PaulSage]

Don't feel bad, Shanti. I have a gecko that is over a year old and has been placed with both male and female geckos for breeding and I STILL don't know what sex "it" is. I think I'm just going to name it Pat and keep it with the other ree-rees. lol

 

[Grinning Geckos]

LOL Paul! That's a great name in that case.

 

[Jeanne]

I had one year that I sexed so many Geckos wrong that I almost gave up on breeding Geckos altogether!

 

[PaulSage]

I'm updating my availability, and I have determined that sexing geckos would be much easier if I had my damn glasses on. (I need to order contacts again )

 

[Grinning Geckos]

Obviously Marcia and Kelli need to open a school for us.

Marcia (waving around a yard stick at a HUGE photo of gecko junk): OK class...here's where the boy gecko keeps his peepee. Did you know he has TWO peepees?

Class: OOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Jeremy (in the back): EEEWWWWW

Paul (also in the back): Yea...EWWWWWW...talk about girl geckos!

 

[PaulSage]

What's a peepee?

 

[Grinning Geckos]

Hummmm...this is worse than I thought.

Did your parents ever tell you about the birds and the bees...

maybe the cabbage patch?

 

[PaulSage]

Whenever I ask mom about the birds and the bees, she just says, "I'll tell you when you're ready, Paul."

I'll try again today, but I doubt her mind will have changed since last week.

 

[Grinning Geckos]

ROFL!

No wonder your so confused. I must say, you looked beautiful when you were pregnant...all glowy and everything.

 

[Jeanne]

Maybe Jeremy will teach you about the birds and the bees?