Watered down Black Pearl! *joke*

[Neill]

***before reading any further this is a joke just off all the crazy-ness the black pearl has spawned. All in good fun***

Here he is! In all his co-dom, het, homozygous, line breed ...... we dont even know hes just that new! Be prepared to pay for it what ever its genetics maybe! Possibly from immaculate conception! As seen on TV! For just 150 payments of 19.95 it can be yours! The watered down black pearl!

***note gecko in image is darker then it appears***

I hope this brought a smile to your face! I had fun making the post. Congrats to all the people that did get the real deal black pearl, they are amazing looking!

 

[Wreptile]

LOL @ 150 Payments!

 

[Lady_Kiya]

lmao! 150 Payments!! Haha, could be a great payment on a car. XDD

 

[Next Level Geckos]

:main_laugh:1st dibs right here!

 

[lovetheleo]

lol

i love those when they are like only 10.00(but you have to make a big number of payments which make it super expensive)

or i like when they say "only available on tv" but them you see it in walmart the next week

oh my favorite is when they say "call in the next 20 minutes and you get the (insert other crap item here) for FREE

when you know you can call 10 hrs later and still get the "free" item lol

 

[Adinar]

lmao. That's good. :main_thumbsup:

 

[randy p]

how about selling a liver ? ha ha