You know you're a gecko addict when...

[IslaReina]

1) Your sister stops eating as much and you worry about her "proper temps"

xD I caught myself thinking that today. Does anyone have anything to add to the list...?

 

[UnicornSpirit]

lol, that's funny :] Darn, I used to have a good one but I can't seem to remember it now. I'll post it later when I can think of it!

 

[gecko breeder]

2) when your girl freind/ wife is ovulating you think of 2 round pink egg folicules in her belly

 

[IslaReina]

hahaha xD thats a good one

 

[Reborn]

Not as good but

your still ordering geckos even in the winter month and have 5+ all on hold for you because you just couldnt pass them up.

 

[Blakskall]

you cant sleep cas your worried that your gecko didnt eat well that night lol

 

[Dog Shrink]

You scuutinize the frequency, consistancy, color, location of their poo more than you did your own baby's.

 

[roger]

when u flip the wife over to check for ovulation

 

[GeckoDude31]

LOL Roger, that's great!

....when you don't even have a gecko and this will be your 39th post in less than a month of being a member.

 

[tlbowling]

When you have a whole room just for the reptiles, and thats not even enough, and the overflow starts taking up the kids bedrooms

 

[Jordan]

when you run down the stairs shouting im a granddad, after your first hatchling.

 

[shiftygecko]

You've taken your gecko more times to the vet then you have been yourself to the doctors in a year....

 

[IslaReina]

lmao good ones, keep em coming!

 

[Joao]

You breed roaches in your home, while others struggle to kill them off.

 

[UnicornSpirit]

when you run down the stairs shouting im a granddad, after your first hatchling.

Did you?!

 

[Dog Shrink]

Did you?!

I'm sure he did :main_yes:

 

[gecko breeder]

When ur in the mood and nip your girlfreinds neck lol

 

[Bbugs]

When you sit around thinking of new things to buy your geckos.

 

[GeckoGathering]

gecko addict when

WHEN:
YOU start saving gecko poop.

YOU can leave home without your Visa
but not your gecko.

YOU carry a photo in your wallet of
"you guessed it."

YOUR home is on fire and the first
possession saved is "you guessed it."

YOU now believe the Geico Gecko is real.

YOU start eating meal worms and
thinking these quotes are "humoristic."

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[Insubordinate]

i deemed my post too inappropriate. edited.