Economic Stimulus Payment funny but true!

eric

eric

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"This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:



"Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? "

A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.



"Q. Where will the government get this money? "

A. From taxpayers.



"Q. So the government is giving me back my own money? "

A. Only a smidgen.



"Q. What is the purpose of this payment? "

A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.



"Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? "

A. Shut up."




Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:



If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China .



If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.



If you purchase a computer it will go to India .



If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).



If you buy a car it will go to Japan .



If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan .



And none of it will help the American economy.



We need to keep that money here in America . You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes,
beer (domestic ONLY), or tattoos,
since those are the only businesses still in the US.
 
T&KBrouse

T&KBrouse

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LMBO!! Oh my God, thats so true, its hilarious!!!
Thanks for the great morning giggle!
 
nevinm

nevinm

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HAHAHAA OMG!!!! THATS GREAT!!!! my and my friends have been saying that for the longest time the only way this country will get better is if we start producing our own stuff again... and it doesnt look like thats ganna happen any time soon.

well said eric!!!!
 
T

THE WHISPERER

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One of our local D.J.'s brougt this up last year and said the only way he could think of keeping the money in the U.S. is by spending it on hookers or drugs. as for me I don't have this problem, the government spent mine for me.:D:main_angry:
 
Yamori

Yamori

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This very same issue was happening in Australia until the AUSTRALIAN MADE brand came about. we now have a huge range of products made, grown and produced entirely in Australia now to keep not only the profits within Australia but also the jobs. http://www.australianmade.com.au/faq_s

Though i rarely buy these products i have done and have to admit the quality is much greater than most of the imported stuff.

I actually spend allot of money on US products, "Bodybuilding Supplements" i have tried many different brands from different countries. US is best when it comes to Sports science
 
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Spooki

Spooki

caffeine zombie
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come buy some made in china crap from my pet store... i don't care where it's made but buying it from my store ensures i get to keep my job. all the animals are bred in this country at least, i guess that makes them american made (although hardly any of the species we sell are native).
 
C

canadiangecko

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well i don' think i have the same problem I from Canada but we still have a idiot government

ever heard of prolonging government ?
 
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