Gecko Forums Member Story

[Leopardbreeder]

I think it is about time that we are GeckoForums.net make a members story. The way this works is: I will post a starting phrase, every member after me will post another phrase that makes sense to the last phrase. Lets keep this going as long as we can, the posts can be pretty funny. Let me start:

One day while walking along the street to his Subaru, Ryan................

 

[dprince]

...........tripped over a manhole. Interestingly, the cover was off, so down he went. After he landed softly,...................

 

[Leopardbreeder]

C'mon people, post something even if it isn't funny, keep the story going. I will only post a phrase every 3 replies.

 

[Airilith]

.... he rose to his feet and walked cautiously into the dark sewer. Light came in from the grate above him, allowing him to glimpse ....

 

[dragonflyreptiles]

... at all of the floating trash and poo, he was thinking I must find a way out and fast....

 

[paulnj]

...for Tisha B`Av, but first I need to run home and shower before dark sets in......

 

[Leopardbreeder]

so I can see Val. As he was running through the poo and trash he tripped over a......

 

[dragonflyreptiles]

...... rats big fat (you know what) and fell face first into the trash and poo....

 

[paulnj]

......Apon landing he realized that it wasn't trash and poo, but was Cash and.....

 

[Leopardbreeder]

Counterfeit gift certificates to Ryval geckos and the GeckForums.net online store. Ryan knew he had to tell someone so he decide that..............

 

[paulnj]

..... climbing the adjacent ladder and running home was in order. Apon getting home , He PM'd Matt and warned him of the situation.........

 

[o0 Ryan 0o]

I told Matt that I apparently tripped over a rat dong, and that he was due a swift kick to the shins for being annoying. OOUU! Then I woke up and realized that this was all just a STUPID dream. GAME OVER.

Time for a new story.

While Matt was waddling home in pain after the biggest atomic wedgie in wedgie history, he began crying hysterically and said to himself...

 

[Leopardbreeder]

why do I wear boxers? Whitey tightys would have made that O so less painful! So as he was going home to.........

 

[paulnj]

.....Get his zoloft and have mommy tuck him in..........

 

[Leopardbreeder]

and turn his night light on so that.......

 

[paulnj]

..... he can watch his leopard geckos hunt while he dozes off. He fell asleep with his thumb in his mouth and apon waking up.......

 

[Golden Gate Geckos]

...he realized what a pain in the butt he really is, and...

 

[Leopardbreeder]

had yellow stains all over the bed! So his mommy......


You people should be glad I can take a joke. lol

 

[Leopardbreeder]

O, ignore my last one. I wrote it as Marcia posted hers.

Began to cry all day, he stopped after........

 

[paulnj]

realizing it was all a bad nightmare. AND THEY LIVED HAPPILLY EVER AFTER... The End

NEW ONE....

Wojchiek left his home in chicago on a rare calm day in his......