Hello from Minnesota

[nwheat]

Now, Felicia, you live in Rocky River now. If you tell someone you want a soda they will give you a glass of club soda.

That actually happened to me after I went to college and came back saying soda instead of pop.

 

[Powergeckos]

Do you know how they get two Wisconsin women into an elevator?

They grease up their hips and toss in a Twinkie....