I guess my finger is pretty attractive!

MichaelJ

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This is too funny.

First I've never been fully bitten any of my leos except Denzel when he wasn't feeling well, and I had to take him to vet for Prolapse and just didn't want to be moved. Even then he just gave me a slight pinch as if to say back off.

Well, "Ahnold", has been a popular guy among the ladies of our house lately and has mated with 6 of them.

I went to clean his cage and feed him last night which is a bit fruitless because he's not really eating since he's in mate mode but I want to give him the option if he wants. He get's one to 4 mealies down every few nights from his normal 10-15 a day, plus crix, wax, supers, silks.. whatever he can get his hands on .. by the way, "Ahnold", is a 99g giant originally purchased from RT.

Anyhoo, when I started pulling out his water to clean and his hides etc. He started doing the tail vibrate. His tail is immense and you can hear the vibrate across the house. I thought nothing of it and continued taking out his paper etc.. I was halfway watching TV as well. Next thing I know big man grabs my index finger and goes to town on my knuckle. My reaction time was slow because I was in shock more than anything and when I pulled back he bared down harder and tried to corner my hand in the side of his enclosure. My wife walked in and saw this stapler sized Leo going to town on me and almost fell to floor laughing instead of helping.

After about 45 seconds of him having his way with my left hand and knuckle I got away and just felt cheap and violated. He used me and left me for nothing.. LOL

What was even nicer is that he then proceeded to clean himself as usual ,and then walked away. Like I was a run of the mill female.

He also took a nice piece out of the top of my finger and my wife and friends at work are all very amused by the story. My wife has been calling me Leo Lover and Maria Schriver ever since. :main_laugh:

She emailed me a bit ago and asked if my knuckle was gravid and what we should incubate it for male or female.. I'm thinking of putting him on her shoulder tonight and maybe he'll have his way with her ear or something.
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TheHiddenGecko

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LOL that's too funny Mike! I don't remember him ever trying to do that to me. Sounds like he is doing extremely well.
 
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TheHiddenGecko

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Yeah well I thought I'd just let ya find that out on your own LOL.:grin:
Keep an eye out for him, that might not be the ONLY thing I taught him! :main_evilgrin:
 

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LMAO! That has got to be the funniest Leo story I ever heard! I can not stop laughing! ::points at you and laughs:: hahahahah

You gotta admit....thats pretty freaking funny! Sorry you got violated though...hehe
 

MichaelJ

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TheHiddenGecko said:
Yeah well I thought I'd just let ya find that out on your own LOL.:grin:
Keep an eye out for him, that might not be the ONLY thing I taught him! :main_evilgrin:


yeah his son, "sly" has been looking at me kind of funny lately... maybe he can have a crack at my other index finger tonight and I'll look a complete idiot at work with a bandaged finger on both hands.. as it is; people will ask me what happened to my finger, and one of my friends will be standing there and start laughing.. while I just bow my head and tell them how a gecko assaulted and violated my knuckle and finger.. it's happened three times today !
 
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okapi

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Didnt anyone tell him that bestiality is wrong? :main_evilgrin:

In seriousness now: Did you happen to handle a female or clean a females cage right before he assulted you? One time I cleaned out my giant male's tank before cleaning out one of my male blazing blizzards tank and Darius (my BB) attacked my hand. Even drew blood :( He just started bitting like crazy, at first without really biting hard, but then before I could pull my hand out he sunk his teeth in my finger then wouldnt let go and started jerking his head. At least your male gave you a warning :main_laugh: mine just came running.
 

MichaelJ

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No, he was and usually is my first one. He's on top of my rack and I start there and work my way down.

He's a feisty little man and has mated a lot over the past few weeks and I think he just was ready for another round and mistook my mitts for female.

He definitely sunk his teeth when I pulled away and then proceeded to do his business on my knuckle.

Who's into bestiality? Me or him? Definitely not me; I was ashamed and felt cheap and used. He I assume has no problem with it considering he definitely seemed to enjoy it. And even looked at me funny last night. I was quick to be in and out (no pun intended) of his cage and he didn't vibrate the tail at all. Maybe he figured he already got a piece and didn't feel like calling me back afterwards.

I think someone upstairs is getting me back for the no call backs I was notorious for in college.
 

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BluGnat said:
TOO FUNNY. You are a fantastic story teller - it's like seeing it happen in person. :whip:


appreciate the compliment..

Somehow I'm glad you didn't see it in person.. it was enough of a humiliating experience, getting sexually assaulted by a reptile while my wife just watched while hysterically laughing..

It's also odd that I was reading this post as I was putting a new band aid on my wounded finger..

:main_thumbsup:
 

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