Iguana With Erection Will Lose Penis

BalloonzForU

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lol We could all tear apart some of the terms used in this article. :main_yes:


Iguana With Erection Will Lose Penis
Reuters
ANTWERP, Belgium (Jan. 25) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."
 

robin

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"Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news."

D:


that aint right
 

Val

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They have nothing better to report about other than an iguana with a week long erection?
 

BluGnat

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One of the attorneys at work forwarded that article to me since apparently I'm the resident "girl with the lizards." The article completely failed to address a pertinent area: Why was the iguana given viagra? :main_no: Poor dude. Assuming it was the owner's bright idea, I hope he bites him. Right there. On half of it.
 

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BalloonzForU said:
lol We could all tear apart some of the terms used in this article. :main_yes:


Iguana With Erection Will Lose Penis
Reuters
ANTWERP, Belgium (Jan. 25) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days.

Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises.

Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news.

"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation.

"I don't think so. That's all in his head."

Poor guy, ouch!!!
 

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