My roommate is driving me CRAZY!

[Jeanne]

He really really is! If he was any farther up my ass he'd be a piece of shit! He won't leave me alone! No matter where I go in the house, he is there! I just want some space and he can't seam to get the hint! And he wonders why I plan on moving out soon! I am hoping that I can pay off my bills within a year, so I can get my own place early next year. That is, if I make it that long! I am ready to just pack a few things and walk out right now.

 

[Mel&Keith]

Move to Texas Jeanne! All the cool people are doing it.

Make a sign that says "leave me alone" and carry it with you around the house. I could think of lots of other things you could put on a sign but that was the nicest.

 

[Jeanne]

I could think of lots of other things you could put on a sign but that was the nicest.

I can think of quite a few good ones myself :main_evilgrin:

 

[PaulSage]

Jeanne, I had something funny to say but I already forgot what it was.

Move to Texas Jeanne! All the cool people are doing it.

So am I!

 

[PaulSage]

Oh, now I remember.

Next time he's following you around you should say "Hey, I'm going to go take a shower. Did you want to come with me in there too?" Or you could start shadowing him obnoxiously like he does to you and then when/if he looks at you just be like "What?"

 

[PaulSage]

Well, I thought it was funny anyway. lol

 

[nwheat]

Lol, Paul!

Good luck, Jeanne! Roommates can be frustrating!!!

 

[Jeanne]

Paul, you ARE funny! But, he doesn't literally follow me around, but if I go downstairs to do Gecko stuff (which I like doing alone because I get a lot more done that way) he goes down there to use the computer, if I go upstairs, he will soon be up there as well. If I go in my room and shut the door, he seams to need to come in there to tell me something, etc.

Well, at least he works 3rd shift, so most days when I get home from work, he is sleeping.

 

[PaulSage]

Maybe he's insecure and you should spend more time holding his hand and cuddling? lol

 

[Jeanne]

Maybe he's insecure and you should spend more time holding his hand and cuddling? lol

Ummmm....NO THANKS!

 

[Grinning Geckos]

Next time he's on the computer when you're working with the geckos, save ALL the poop in a container and stick it under his nose while saying "LOOK .... POOOOOOOOP." Then just stand there. Maybe it'll creep him out. A nice fart while standing should be a good touch. But you gotta look at him like HE did it.

 

[Jeanne]

 

[PaulSage]

Jeanne, I bet he'd follow you less if you led him to believe that you're clinically insane.

If you can hold a straight face, just stare directly at him some day for a few minutes and then start screaming and scratching at your hair.

 

[Mel&Keith]

Oh Paul is on to something there. There's a little girl in kindergarten at one of my schools who stares at me from like, a foot away. It totally creeps me out and I avoid her every week. It could work!