new gecko song I'm working on

[lytlesnake]

Perhaps it's time to interject a little humor here. I've had this song in my head for months. I haven't picked up the guitar or keyboard to finish it yet, but I'll give you a preview of some of the lyrics. Perhaps I'll perform an "unplugged" version at NARBC Anaheim, or I'll pass out CD's or something. It's kind of a take off on "Victim Of Love", and it goes something like this....

Gecko of smell
Gecko of sme e e ell
You're the smelliest gecko I know
With your stinky cricket in tow

You're a smelly gecko
Gecko of sme e e ell
You're the stinky gecko in my life
You have a RAPTOR het for a wife

My little gecko of smell.....

 

[fallen_angel]

LOL I like it!! I can imagine what the music would be like and everything! that's awesome

 

[lytlesnake]

Thanks!! If anyone would like to contribute some verses feel free. Lines about pooping in water dishes and stuff, you know... It doesn't have a chorus yet either.

 

[fallen_angel]

Gecko of smell
Gecko of sme e e ell
your hammock is covered in poo
what will i do with you?

haha that's all i got

 

[david13]

haha thats hilarious
sounds awesome
i loke that new verse Jess

 

[lytlesnake]

Gecko of smell
Gecko of sme e e ell
your hammock is covered in poo
what will i do with you?

haha that's all i got

That is a good verse! Nice.

You can also start them with

"Gecko of smell
You're a smelly gecko o o whoa"

 

[malt_geckos]

lmao! That's funny! Thanks for the laugh. I would like a cd.

 

[Bling_my_leo]

That song is awsome!

Let's see what I can add...

Gecko of smell
Gecko of sme e e ell
You poop every day,
Every postioin, every way...
Ohhh!

=] Add a few sentences everyone!!

 

[david13]

Gecko of smell
Gecko of sme e e ell
Your dish is upside down
and it makes me frown

lol i don't know.. i was thinking how their calcium dish is always knocked over

 

[lytlesnake]

That's a good one! How about...

You knocked over your calcium dish
And scared my siamese fighting fish

Ha ha!

 

[david13]

whats a siamese fighting fish? haha

 

[lytlesnake]

A beta, those fish you see hundreds of at the pet store which are kept in their own bowls because they will fight if you put two together. I think it's only the males that fight maybe, not sure.

 

[david13]

oooo.. i had one of those. I had it for like 6 months and one day in summer i forgot to keep my door open and the light was on, i was so sad
she baked

 

[fallen_angel]

betas are awesome, they come in some pretty amazing colors

 

[BettaDragon]

Bettas are awesome. I used to keep tons! My gecko Yukina used to scare mine all the time. her tank was right next to them so she'd stalk them like a prey item and try to get them. It was cute.

 

[BettaDragon]

A beta, those fish you see hundreds of at the pet store which are kept in their own bowls because they will fight if you put two together. I think it's only the males that fight maybe, not sure.

Females fight too but there are ways to keep them from fighting. Males fight with everything.

 

[lytlesnake]

No way, your gecko actually does scare your bettas! I just made that up. I don't even have a betta. And I thought it was spelled with 2 t's but wasn't sure.

 

[david13]

lol

 

[fallen_angel]

No way, your gecko actually does scare your bettas! I just made that up. I don't even have a betta. And I thought it was spelled with 2 t's but wasn't sure.

You little sneak, I thought you were serious!!



..back to the song though.. Someone needs to put everyone's verses and the original lines all together and record it!! I can't sing very well or play any instrument, so you can count me out.. My fiance can growl pretty hardcore, though LOL

 

[yellermelon]

You know what makes this even funnier..I see a picture of Early in your avavtar..So I hear HIM singing it lOLOLOL