Oh...I can't even respond...

[Grinning Geckos]

Because I just know I'm gonna say something bad!
http://www.geckoforums.net/showthread.php?t=10225


Ermmm...I think Rule #1 of breeding should state:

"If you can't spell the word 'breed', you don't need to be doing it."

:main_rolleyes:

 

[robin]

ok i'll say it

 

[Russ S]

I asked why he thinks they want bread.

 

[Grinning Geckos]

LOL...You can always count on Robin!

We need more rules, then we can just reply with "You're in violation of rule #1 of the Sacred order of the Gecko. Breeding priveleges are revoked."

 

[robin]

we need to make rules :yes:

whats rule number two? my brain is frizzled right now

 

[BalloonzForU]

ROFLMFAO!!!!!

 

[Grinning Geckos]

Ummmm....

#2 - Thou shalt not act surprised when your girl gecko lays eggs after "play time" with your boy gecko.

 

[BalloonzForU]

LMAO! Good one Shanti! Gecko Sex Ed 101

 

[Russ S]

Rule #3 : If you do not know anything about simple genetics, thou shalt not breed your geckos and then ask " what morph is this/ will I get from this pairing".

 

[Grinning Geckos]

Rule #4 - Thou shalt not name every normal hatchling a "new morph" because it has a circle on it's butt.

 

[Russ S]

Rule #4 - Thou shalt not name every normal hatchling a "new morph" because it has a circle on it's butt.

You mean there is already a circle butt morph?

 

[robin]

#5 thou shall not do this http://www.geckoforums.net/showthread.php?t=10200 ok i voted is was genetic because obviously it is genetic, its an albino but nothing unusual about it lol and the lil fuck placed it on kingsnake for $2000 and he says he was joking LMao

 

[Grinning Geckos]

Yes, and I found it first! It goes to the first person to send me $2000 via Western Union. It's a steal because I know it's genetic, co-dominate, and I just KNOW the super form has gotta be crazy. The circle butt gecko is currently 2 weeks old, and is the only one like it in the world! I know, because I know everything. I read lots of books.

 

[robin]

Yes, and I found it first! It goes to the first person to send me $2000 via Western Union. It's a steal because I know it's genetic, co-dominate, and I just KNOW the super form has gotta be crazy. The circle butt gecko is currently 2 weeks old, and is the only one like it in the world! I know, because I know everything. I read lots of books.

i bet you reed trempers book ...

 

[Russ S]

:::: Putting Shanti on my "do not sell to" list ::::

 

[Grinning Geckos]

#6 Thou shalt not quote , nor proclaim, Ron Tremper to be the master of genetics ... EVER.

 

[BalloonzForU]

#6 Thou shalt not quote , nor proclaim, Ron Tremper to be the master of genetics ... EVER.

Can't we move that up to #1

 

[robin]

umm i second that

and he is not the "gecko god"

**fe is a tattle tail

 

[BalloonzForU]

umm i second that

Figured you would!

 

[BalloonzForU]

Oh look what Robin did!!!! I'm telling you edited your post!!!! hehehe