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PaulSage

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Seriously... Why is it that so many websites with online shopping carts have icons of a product with this phrase under them that DON'T WORK? Sure, I click on the little icon and a new picture opens up, but it ain't any bigger than the dang one I clicked on. If I didn't want to see a larger image, I wouldn't click on the icon. When I do want to see a larger image for better detail or whatnot, I like being able to click on the icon and have it work. Instead, it seems that the majority of the time the result is just a waste of a click. I put effort into that click, dammit. What's with the empty promises? Hmm?

Am I not clicking hard enough?

Am I clicking too hard?

Am I clicking too fast? Would it be better if I gave the icon a heads-up before clicking? Do I need to click faster... like sneak up on it or something? Would wearing a mask help? Or a glove for that matter? Is it scared? Should I have more lights on in the room, or would that make it uncomfortable and self conscious? What if I switch hands and click with my left? What if I click my heels?

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dprince

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Maybe you're just not holding your mouth right...........:main_laugh:

I think sometimes the webdesigners just figure....."eh, they got another picture, what more could they want?" Uh, how about a BIGGER PICTURE!! Doh!! ;)
 

PaulSage

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The Gecko Prince said:
Maybe you're just not holding your mouth right...........:main_laugh:
Perhaps I should click my jaw while doing a one-arm handstand AND clicking my heels. Even if I did break my neck, at least I'd be able to do all of my shopping online.
 
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Nastynotch

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Perhaps you should try picking up your computer and throwing it.
 

dprince

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PaulSage said:
Perhaps I should click my jaw while doing a one-arm handstand AND clicking my heels. Even if I did break my neck, at least I'd be able to do all of my shopping online.

:main_laugh: Just make sure you're wearing your ruby slippers and repeat "there's no place like home" three times. :main_laugh:
 

Sunrise Reptile

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:main_rolleyes: Is age catching up with you, Paul? :)main_laugh:) Just kidding!

PaulSage said:
Am I clicking too fast? Would it be better if I gave the icon a heads-up before clicking? Do I need to click faster... like sneak up on it or something? Would wearing a mask help? Or a glove for that matter? Is it scared? Should I have more lights on in the room, or would that make it uncomfortable and self conscious? What if I switch hands and click with my left? What if I click my heels?

:main_laugh: Give it a heads up first? Are you kidding me? Man, I think you're putting a little too much thought into this one. Maybe it's your resolution? :main_laugh:
 

leolover2

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Lol i was just on ebay looking for aspen bedding for a BTS and i clicked a "view larger image" and it gave me the same size. Makes me so MADE!!:mad:
 

PaulSage

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ink_scorpion said:
:main_rolleyes: Is age catching up with you, Paul? :)main_laugh:) Just kidding!

Catching up? Age didn't just catch up, it passed me quite a while ago. Not real politely either; finger out the window, laying on the horn... the whole nine. I'm surprised it hasn't forced me off the road.
 

Sunrise Reptile

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PaulSage said:
Catching up? Age didn't just catch up, it passed me quite a while ago. Not real politely either; finger out the window, laying on the horn... the whole nine. I'm surprised it hasn't forced me off the road.

LMBO! I'm feelin' your pain, Brutha! :main_thumbsup:
 
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Guybrush Threepwood

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Cry me a river, you over-demanding psycho!
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PaulSage

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Guybrush Threepwood said:
Cry me a river, you over-demanding psycho!
:cry2:
Mikey, you should know that I've been using up all my tears crying myself to sleep at night since I found out I wasn't really adopted after all. :love:
 

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