funny question about gas.....

[chad ramsey]

actually birds can't fart. that's why they made it illegal to throw rice at a wedding because birds would eat it and the rice would expand and make gas in thier stomaches and they couldn't fart. birds were falling out of the sky.

 

[david13]

that would suck

 

[DanTheFireman]

LMAO!! Dan! That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time!

What product are you making? lol.... HGas No More....

Hmmm... you might be on to something. I was thinking more of a spark arrestor. There have been unconfirmed reports from Europe that the Blazing Blizzard name came about from one particularly flatulent animal having a rather explosive encounter with heat tape; saw it on the internet, it must be true.

 

[malt_geckos]

Lol, Dan....I'm speechless! ROFL!

 

[stewieleogecko]

lol that is hilarious. i've never heard stewie "let one", but he does stink up the cage. my girlfriend's dog has quite a few times, and when she does, she runs away from where she done it- " i swear it wasnt me!" lol hehe

 

[blightedchemist]

I have heard my fat tail make a farting noise every once in a blue moon, similar to the noise they make when they poop.

 

[GeckDude]

Haha. I have also heard my gecko make noises when she pooped. It was actually a little surprising when I first heard it.

 

[gothra]

I have also heard the noise when they poop. My younger sister claimed she saw Marly fart one evening; she said Marly climbed up his humid hide, lifted up his tail slightly, then farted...I have never seen it though.

 

[Snowy & Petra de Gecko]

It makes sense

The methane gas has to go somewhere and it has to get out.

Probably most of the gas is released when they poo.

Large Dogs can clear out a room too.:main_yes:

As for Babies, the farting sounds that they make ... really make you wonder where they keep all that gas.

When my 7 month old let's one go and I am sitting next to him. My wife sometimes ask was that you or him.

They are loud don't you know.:main_thumbsup:

 

[Lady_Kiya]

Omg... Lmao! I don't even know how to answer that.
Though I was watching some videos on youtube where some people (for what reason I have no idea) recorded their geckos... dropping it like it's hot... and it sounded like some noises came out. I don't know if it was grunting sounds, or farting... LOL

 

[herpencounter]

I was giving some of my beardies baths the other day and one of them farted in the water.

Kind of funny =P...

 

[Lady_Kiya]

I was giving some of my beardies baths the other day and one of them farted in the water.

Kind of funny =P...

I would have feel over in the tub laughing. Lol

 

[rubym]

OMG!!!! This thread is too funny. I read it to my hubby and he wanted to shut the tv off and listen to see if someone let one! Men!!!!!! LOL.

 

[T&KBrouse]

Well, I'm still not sure if our one little gecko suffers from "air bunnies" or not but I can attest to one thing:
Scrambled eggs give Savannah Monitors gas... bad...
Our guy is 8 months old and about a foot long. I gave him a scrambled egg a while back. The poor guy spent the rest of the evening flopped over his basking rock, looking miserable. Night time came and when we tried going to bed, we kept hearing these little high pitch noises. It occured to us it was Rocko!
After hearing this noise about a dozen times, we were laughing so hard, they started sounding like words!
Think about it. "Screeeeel" sounds alot like squirrel, doesn't it??

And anyone familiar with monitor lizards knows anything that comes out of the south bound side of a north bound savannah is just... vile...
Its horrible! :sick:

 

[Jenn]

good thing my leos are girls, They dont fart they "fluff".

 

[thestack510]

This thread has my eyes watering. I can't stop laughing. I read the whole thing, lol.

 

[Snowy & Petra de Gecko]

Wow

This thread is still going.

So now we can learn more about the farting habits of Leos and other Lizards.

Eggs can cause real bad gas especially if they are deviled and you eat a lot of them.

So for you guys can plan accordingly.

As for Men getting excited or wanting to hear more ... what do you expect.

We are Men and that is what we do.

 

[Geck-O]

Heh heh, this thread is so funny.

Anyway, proof that iguana's fart. (and gecko too?!)

Look at these. Turn up the volume.

Iguana

Gecko

I laughed when I saw the video's

 

[thekooliest]

I wouldn't consider a Leopard Gecko's 'poo-making noise abilities' a fart...but they do sound really funny...*squuuiiiiiiirtttt*