I seriously think I'm going crazy.

[PaulSage]

I apologize in advance for any inconvenience this may cause.

Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

 

[KelliH]

....
You should come over and hang out, we can have a party!

 

[PaulSage]

Kelli, what is that in your hand!?!

 

[PaulSage]

Hey Shanti,

Look how good he's doing!

 

[PaulSage]

I have OCD.

 

[PaulSage]

...but you can't see the baby room.

Right now it looks as bad as it smells.

 

[Grinning Geckos]

WOW, he's looking great!! His arms look a lot more straight now, you can hardly tell.

OMG, I love your adult room. I want to put on socks and slide from bin to bin.

 

[PaulSage]

I want to put on socks and slide from bin to bin.

Now that's just creepy.

After I finished mopping the floor (well, actually I "Swiffered!" it) I had to go put socks on just so that I could do that.

Don't you guys dare tell anyone I said that.

 

[Grinning Geckos]

Seen the gum commerical where the guy is at the airport and starts dancing at the security check point? He looks just enough like you that I can imagine it's you doing the dance. It makes me laugh everytime!

Now I'm imagining you dancing like that with your socks on in the gecko room!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Byq54zUlis

 

[PaulSage]

Bah!

That fucker even stole my moves.

This is the worst form of identity theft imaginable.

-ps- thanks for linking that. I wouldn't have known about it since I haven't had television for TWO MONTHS!

 

[Grinning Geckos]

Did you read the comments of the women for that commercial? They think you're hot and would totally do you!

 

[Golden Gate Geckos]

After I finished mopping the floor (well, actually I "Swiffered!" it) I had to go put socks on just so that I could do that.

Were you in your underwear lip-syncing to "Foot Loose"?

 

[Jeremy Letkey]

Just so there is no misunderstanding...

Your not a little crazy, your not going insane, your not a little whacko...

You're fucking nuts!!! :wacko:

You're not letting us in on something we didn't know or surprising us with some new and odd behavior, it's not a secret, so...
No apologies necessary. It's one of the many things that makes you...you. It's also one of the reasons we all like you.



Oh yeah... the rest of ya'll are nuts too!!

 

[Grinning Geckos]

But not you huh? That makes you the wierd one. You're abnormal, Jeremy!

 

[PaulSage]

Were you in your underwear lip-syncing to "Foot Loose"?

No.

It was The Hustle.

 

[PaulSage]

Just so there is no misunderstanding...

Your not a little crazy, your not going insane, your not a little whacko...

You're fucking nuts!!! :wacko:

You're not letting us in on something we didn't know or surprising us with some new and odd behavior, it's not a secret, so...
No apologies necessary. It's one of the many things that makes you...you. It's also one of the reasons we all like you.



Oh yeah... the rest of ya'll are nuts too!!

Um...

I still don't think you understand just HOW

I am, but that's okay.

Even the DSM IV just threw its hands up in the air and said "I quit!"

 

[nwheat]

Paul, that enigma is looking great!

And that room is simply amazing!!!:yes:

 

[Mel&Keith]

Thanks Shanti, now I'll be picturing Paul every time I see that commercial!

So Paul, how long did it take you to get your gecko room looking like that?????

 

[PaulSage]

Long enough to fall behind on the other room.

Which is one of several reasons why I've decided to downsize to the point where all of the racks fit in what is now the "green room".

(*keep an eye out for sweet deals on adults!*)

 

[Jeanne]

Did you read the comments of the women for that commercial? They think you're hot and would totally do you!

I saw that commercial on TV the other day and was pissed when they didn't have him finish stripping!!!!

Oh by the way....... I have internet access at me house now! Yeah Hoo! That means I'll be online more often now