If CAPS = yelling, then...

[PaulSage]

...more than three exclamation points = loss of bladder control.

::rolls eyes::

Does that mean that every time someone types "RAPTOR" or any other acronym they're yelling it?

What if I type in bold? Am I yodeling?

Or how about italics? Whispering? Dark, raspy voice followed up by a chain smoking school bus driver cough?

Guys, I need to know these things so that people don't think I'm completely rude and uncivilized. Help me out here!

 

[robin]

I SAY FUCKIT ALL PAUL!!!!! eek i think i just pissed myself after all those exclamation points :shocked2: (I AM USING CAPS SO I CAN SEE OR THAT WAY I CAN PRETEND I CAN SEE)

 

[Mel&Keith]

Bold should definitely = yodeling!!!!!!!!! I think I'm going to post only in bold now.

 

[robin]

HMM WHAT IS CAPS THAT ARE IN ITALICS?

 

[BalloonzForU]

Laryngitis

 

[PaulSage]

HMM WHAT IS CAPS THAT ARE IN ITALICS?

French.

 

[o0 Ryan 0o]

Hey Paul, you should just give up on posting. Anything you type just comes across as rude or yell-ish. I'm pretty annoyed with it, but I've been bitting my tongue Since the cat is out of the bag now, I'll just let you know I noticed your rudeness too

 

[nwheat]

:tongue3:

 

[robin]

French.

non :no:

 

[PaulSage]

Hey Paul, you should just give up on posting. Anything you type just comes across as rude or yell-ish. I'm pretty annoyed with it, but I've been bitting my tongue Since the cat is out of the bag now, I'll just let you know I noticed your rudeness too

Ryan, would it help if I typed really quietly and used a tiny font?

 

[Mel&Keith]

Hehe...then Robin won't know what you're saying. lmao

 

[robin]

yes i will

 

[Grinning Geckos]

Me thinks Paul has too much time to think!!! Oh damn, I need to change my pants.

 

[Mel&Keith]

yes i will

Damn, I forgot about the magnifying glass!

 

[Golden Gate Geckos]

I hate sounding sexist, but men have a way of coming across that way to women who are having PMS. (Poor Men Suffer)

 

[PaulSage]

What's just stupid about this whole thing (and yes, Shanti, I do think too much which is party of my insomnia problem) is that I just don't yell that often. I actually remember the last time I really YELLED and it was on Thanksgiving Day. I had just got to my mom's house, brought the dog inside and had been goofing around so I walked right to the dining room table and promptly sat down and said, "Let's eat damnit so that we can get this over with." (my family has a very disturbing sense of humor)

Anyway, no less than 60 seconds after coming in, I hear several rapid fire shotgun blasts and see a deer running across the field right behind the house less than 50 yards away from the dining room windows/patio door. Hunters were along the edge of our 40 acre field blasting at this thing, they blew off it's leg and it kept running, spraying blood all over the place. I was pissed that we had to see that right before dinner, and I was even MORE pissed that with the angle they were to the deer, they were basically firing RIGHT AT MY MOM'S HOUSE!

Naturally, I jump up from the table and haul ass outside to the driveway. From the edge of the driveway, a good 150 yards or so from where the hunters were (the corn had already been cut down so it was easy to see across) I yelled in an angry and authoritative voice, "HEY! NO MORE SHOTS ACROSS OUR YARD!" I forgot I could actually yell that loud in such a voice, and it actually scared me. They replied with a meager "okay, sorry."

Anyhow, that's my story. lol

 

[robin]

:shocked2: thats illegal to do here... not yell but shoot a deer on one persons land from another. i yell like everyday like at the cat. i am sure the people next door think i am crazy. the cat sneaks outside and i yell at the top of my lungs "YOU FUCKING BITCH" ... so sometimes we call her bitch, even when she is inside.. "aww come here ya sweet little bitch"

 

[PaulSage]

LOL

It's illegal here too, but good luck getting the DNR to enforce it (yes, that is DNR territory here in WI.)

 

[Golden Gate Geckos]

Well, Paul... sounds like a very good reason to yell. At least you know you can if you have to!

 

[robin]

LOL

It's illegal here too, but good luck getting the DNR to enforce it (yes, that is DNR territory here in WI.)

ok then like in texas shoot the fuckers and drag em onto your land... you were protecting your property and your person. you felt your life was in danger and felt threatened