My first car was a Nova and I wrapped it around an Electric pole. I told my buddy Albey back and went and bought some Firewater to dull my pain. It was totalled, so I bought a superBee and never drove it in the Rainwater, Snow and especial a Blizzard because it was too light in the rear end. Believe it or not, the horn sounded like a Bell and it did 156 MPH so the cop's Radar read. My girlfriend was eating a Dreamsickle in it and stained the seats. When I took it to be detailed the guy said it was harder to get out than a Creamsickle , so we tried to replace the seats. They were in there got but came out with a little TUG.
Did I mention my Nova was Emerine colored with black interior. It looked like a Blackhole at sunset.
OMG, Paul!!! The only thing you didn't do was make a Bold move and drive across the Golden Gate bridge to the end of the Rainbow after a total Eclipse, LOL!!!
Did I ever tell you about when Erin and I got married? We went to LAS VEGAS Our parents didn't think this was NORMAL but we didn't care. We stayed in one of the casino's that looked like a JUNGLE. The lady that married us was a CARROT HEAD. I love red hair to be honest but Erin didn't share the same thoughts. The lady wore an ABERRANT patterned robe. The strip was surrounded by GIANT casinos and we even saw an ALBINO selling PHANTOM of the opera tickets on the corner. The casinos had an EMBER glow to them! And there was this casino that had a neon LAVENDER sign. We saw all kinds of cars like a HIGH YELLOW Corvette, Erin thought it was a TANGERINESUPER NOVA but it wasn't. We left around MIDNIGHT and drove through RAINWATER. Erin wanted to see where they dig up RAPTORS, so I stopped in Utah. We stopped in Wyoming and bought a BANANA BLIZZARD from Dairy Queen, Man I love those! When we were in Colorado it started to SNOW. So any way our marriage wasn't traditional but I did buy her a big GEM.