M_surinamensis
Shillelagh Law
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Ash needs to be insulted, because he's too damn smart and good looking by half. If I don't take him down a peg he runs around doing tricks for anyone dumb enough to feed him for doing them, or performing cute actions that make attractive young women stop and make cooing noises at him.
Although the blanket IQ test doesn't work for him. There are a few areas where his behavior is a bit off, learned responses that he never picked up on because he's been with me since a few days after he was born instead of with his mother and other dogs.
This is what he does when he hears the word "Ghillie Suit" or when anyone is watching "How I Met Your Mother" and Neil Patrick Harris instructs anyone to "Suit Up!"
Step one: locate the cammo blanket (nobody can see him when he's camouflaged).
Step two: Lay down on it, bite a corner and roll over, pulling the blanket onto his back.
Step three: work the edge of the blanket over his head until he is totally invisible
Step four: Mayhem.
Although the blanket IQ test doesn't work for him. There are a few areas where his behavior is a bit off, learned responses that he never picked up on because he's been with me since a few days after he was born instead of with his mother and other dogs.
This is what he does when he hears the word "Ghillie Suit" or when anyone is watching "How I Met Your Mother" and Neil Patrick Harris instructs anyone to "Suit Up!"
Step one: locate the cammo blanket (nobody can see him when he's camouflaged).
Step two: Lay down on it, bite a corner and roll over, pulling the blanket onto his back.

Step three: work the edge of the blanket over his head until he is totally invisible

Step four: Mayhem.