Rank out thread...

[biggiy05]

Uncle Fucker

Goat Fucker is by far better. Or maybe it's just a country thing...

<.<

 

[Foreverandever]

This is a very SAD thread.

If by sad you mean fucking amazing; then yes

 

[Sunrise Reptile]

Uncle Fucker

:main_huh: So this is synonymous with Aunt? :main_laugh:

 

[fallen_angel]

LOL I see a few South Park disses on here

Forever, my boyfriend says that ear infuction line too LOL

 

[Sunrise Reptile]

Your Mamma's so ugly, your Dad takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Your Mamma's so poor, when I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.

Your Mamma's so poor, each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers.

Your Mamma's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jiff.

Your Mamma's so stupid, she noticed a sign that said 'Wet Floor'...so she did!

 

[eyelids]

I don't necessarily use any of these, but here is a site that may interest you...

 

[fallen_angel]

I think the purpose of this was to celebreate the fact that we can say anything we want (almost) on here lol

 

[Tanga]

Okay, this joke is pretty bad...flame me all you want for it, I don't care, I think it's hilarious and I've just gotta share it with ya'll
Here it goes:

Why did Hitler kill himself?
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-------------He got the gas bill.

 

[Foreverandever]

Haha!

I have another one

What do neil armstrong and Michael jackson have in common?
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One is the first man to moonwalk, and the other is a sick freak who molests children

 

[fallen_angel]

LOL I can never get enough michael jackson jokes


How do you know it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?


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When the big hand passes over the little hand.

 

[Tanga]

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
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-------Mega-sore-ass (get it, megasaurass??) errr...nevermind...

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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-------Lick-a-lotta-puss

 

[Ehatcher]

what do you call a cow with no legs???









GROUND BEEF!

 

[Foreverandever]

what do you call a cow with no legs???









GROUND BEEF!

Thats fucking stupid, but it still made me laugh!

 

[Ehatcher]

It is stupid as hell and very much elementary...but that's what makes it funny.

 

[thestack510]

It's not rankin' on nobody but my nephew just sent me this joke:

What did the bathtub say to the toilet?

"You might get more ass than me, but I don't take shit from nobody." :main_laugh: