So who's next?

[Grinning Geckos]

Heehee Thanks....I wish I was stopping and not going. But, it is what it is! Testing on the weekend, but I'm nearly positive this is it!

 

[BalloonzForU]

Now we know why you were first on the list!!!

I also see the order you put it in!!!

You are in so much trouble when I get my hands on you!!

 

[PaulSage]

i just had a mental image of paul giving birth and shooting a baby out across the room from his penis.

I'm in pain just thinking about how much that would hurt the baby to hit the wall on the other side of the room.

 

[Grinning Geckos]

ROFLMAO!

 

[BalloonzForU]

OMG LMFAO

 

[robin]

I'm in pain just thinking about how much that would hurt the baby to hit the wall on the other side of the room.

what about the fact that you are shooting something the size of a chicken out the hole in he tip of your wang ... thats a little hole

 

[BalloonzForU]

what about the fact that you are shooting something the size of a chicken out the hole in he tip of your wang ... thats a little hole

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nwheat]

Pretty exciting potential news, Shanti!!

As for the rest all I can say is :main_laugh: :main_laugh: :main_laugh:

 

[PaulSage]

what about the fact that you are shooting something the size of a chicken out the hole in he tip of your wang ... thats a little hole

You know what they say about guys with big feet...

 

[Jeanne]

You know what they say about guys with big feet...

They have big heads?????????????????

 

[Grinning Geckos]

NO! They wear big shoes!

 

[PaulSage]

lol Shanti, that's what I was going to say.

 

[robin]

yeah and having big feet doesnt make the hole in your wang any larger

 

[PaulSage]

...but what if your foot fits in there?

 

[robin]

then chances are you would be holding your testicles to keep them from dropping through the hole. the real shitter part of it is though. when your testies drop from your hand and hit the floor, your kidneys will be pulled down into your asshole

 

[PaulSage]

Well then it's a damn good thing they never descended!

 

[Grinning Geckos]

LOL!

The test today shows negative ... I'm testing again on Sunday. If it's negative then, I suppose I'm just crazy! The bummer is, if I'm not pregnant I'm going to be a bit disappointed because I've started to look forward to it over the last couple days.

 

[dragonflyreptiles]

that suck then, maybe the next one will be positive!

 

[BalloonzForU]

I say pair them up again to make sure she's gravid!

 

[Grinning Geckos]

LOL...I don't quite think it works that way Fe! Last I checked I didn't have the ability to retain sperm until convenient.