The most hilarious and embarassing story

[AFireInside]

So I was taking a shower yesterday and when I got out I realized that the thing holding the toilet paper was broken.So I'm still in a towel and I go get some super glue. I'm there naked gluing this thing back on. Well Kylie calls for me and I go to open the door......my hand is stuck on the wall! So I pull because I figured it couldn't have been that stuck. It still wasn't coming off. And it was really burning from trying to pull it off. So I tell Kylie to come to the bathroom. When I realized that the door was locked I put my head on my knee......GOT STUCK! So I'm there with my forehead stuck to my knee and my right hand stuck to the wall! NAKED! So I tell Kylie to pass my cell phone under the door. She did and I called my boyfriend and asked him to come home. Well he couldn't make it home. I told Kylie how to unlock the door from the outside and she did it. I still had my phone so I called my mom. She told me to get some alcohol or some hot water. I couldn't reach anything.I dropped the phone and it hung up. Well my mom got freaked out and calls 911. WHY!? I was not hurt! Well a few minutes later I hear my mom pull up and she is talking to someone. She has a key so she came in. The bathroom door was unlocked but closed. She opens it and behind her are these 2 EMS guys. And they are just laughing histerically at me. I'm sure my face was beet red.So after I was unstuck(not sure if that is even a word) I got dressed and apologized to the EMS guys. They were still laughing as they drove off. No more super glue for me.

 

[Jeanne]

OMG! That is a riot! Thank You so much! I really needed that laugh today!

 

[techgirl]

OMG!!!! I would feel bad for you if I wasn't laughing so freaking much!!!! I so needed that. I'm sorry you had to have that happen.

 

[dprince]

Oh my gosh, I think I almost wet my pants reading your story!!!!!!!! :main_laugh:

 

[packs_fan]

That has got to be one the funniest things I have heard in a long time. :main_laugh:

 

[AFireInside]

Oh...you can laugh...I dang near peed my pants laughing at myself yesterday. lol....embarassing? yes.....but very funny as well. Atleast the guys were kind of cute.hahaha.

 

[Jaiden23]

Oh my, I had no idea super glue could be that strong. I'm sorry you had to experience that... but that was certainly the funniest story I've read in a long time!

 

[AFireInside]

Oh my, I had no idea super glue could be that strong. I'm sorry you had to experience that... but that was certainly the funniest story I've read in a long time!

lol...yea I tell people that I am book smart but sometimes my common sense goes out of the window.lol. And it was that quick dry glue...I know...very dumb on my part.

 

[AFireInside]

this was taken after my forehead was no longer stuck to my knee.

in the process of getting my hand unglued

 

[Bling_my_leo]

LOL. Gosh, that is really funny. I would have hated that if that happened to me! Fuuny stuff.

 

[modestmouse]

Haha... I feel bad for laughing at your misfortunes, but at the same time, I read all of your other posts so I don't feel AS bad...

 

[AFireInside]

Haha... I feel bad for laughing at your misfortunes, but at the same time, I read all of your other posts so I don't feel AS bad...

haha....don't feel bad...if it were someone else...I'd laugh at them. And yea...I can be a bit ditzy at times but atleast I can laugh at myself. This is just one of many embarassing stories.


I mean last time I was in my underwear in my driveway because there was a brown recluse in my pants. It did bite me and I had to go to the ER. I have a scar from the hole it left in my leg.see....funny but tramatic.

 

[moosassah]

I can totally hear that scream, "MOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!?"

OMG, thank you for having one of those days that makes you wonder, but thankfully makes the rest of us need Depends to read the board!

FYI: finger nail polish remover would...oh nevermind that pic tells me you don't have any of that either, LOL!!!!

 

[AFireInside]

I can totally hear that scream, "MOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!! HOW COULD YOU?!?!?"

OMG, thank you for having one of those days that makes you wonder, but thankfully makes the rest of us need Depends to read the board!

FYI: finger nail polish remover would...oh nevermind that pic tells me you don't have any of that either, LOL!!!!

hahah....yea..I did have nail polish remover.....but I don't use it. I just let it come off. With my daughter,my dog,and the other animals I never have the time.

 

[98XJSport]

Ive got to ask...

How did you get superglue on your forehead or knee?

Side note, just had to use superglue to hold the stiches together on my rat (just had surgery) to keep her wound from re-opening overnight until she could get new stiches. Superglue works wonders, humor and health benefits :main_laugh:

 

[AFireInside]

Ive got to ask...

How did you get superglue on your forehead or knee?

Side note, just had to use superglue to hold the stiches together on my rat (just had surgery) to keep her wound from re-opening overnight until she could get new stiches. Superglue works wonders, humor and health benefits :main_laugh:

well I'm not sure exactly how. It must have dripped on my leg while I was putting it on.

 

[Amber7399]

OMG that was the funniest thing i've read/heard in a long time. :main_laugh: :main_laugh: Thank you for sharing
unless you count when i got super glue in my eye (trying to fix a stupid fingernail). and had to go the ER oh yea i got asked several times, and for several days how i got glue in my eyeball

 

[gothra]

Oh I'm so sorry, I laughed out loud! Its the funniest thing I've read in a long time!

 

[barbiegirl]

Wow. Thats a bad day. That's why I am not allowed to play with super glue., so i don't glue myself to anything. My aunt super glued her lips together once. Tore the skin off of her lips getting them apart.

 

[Halley]

Oh, your poor daughter (that is my guess to who Kylie is?) Oh, I hope to god I never see either of my parents naked!

And super glue remover is AMAZING stuff; you might need to get some. I might get my fingers stuck together every now and then, and the remover makes it come off almost instantly, by turning it into little pieces (well that is what it fells like)

But that has to be one of the funniest things, and embarrassing things I have ever heard.

Oh, and did the EMTs have to do anything, but change their pants before they went back to work?