Best pick up line??

[BalloonzForU]

Ok, when adding yours please keep in mind this is a family oriented site. :main_yes:

I just got back from Best Buy, needed to get a new larger portable hard drive and I had a bunch of rewards money to spend. Zach, Tori and I are by the portable HDs, I had found the one I was looking for and we were looking for something for Zach to store files on, when this guy, about 45-50 starts talking to Tori in the cart and telling her how cute she is. He's still looking at Tori and asks, "What's your name?", I tell him, "Her name is Tori.", when he turns to me and says, "No, Your name!", with a smile on his face. LOL

Even if I was single I'm not into the "pickup" scene, I'm just too old for it, but I thought it was cute.

 

[herpencounter]

Awww...! How retarded is that. O.O lol

 

[dprince]

Hmmm.......I like "You have amazing eyes. Your husband is a lucky man." :blush: Of course, I knew they were fishing to see if I'm REALLY married (as if my wedding ring isn't enough, LOL!!), but it was cute and complimentary at the same time.

 

[BalloonzForU]

Yeah the ring standing out on your finger doesn't seem to be a dead giveaway to back off for some reason with most guys. LOL

 

[Kristi23]

I've heard a lot of funny ones over the years. My favorite dorky one was when I was at a bar/club one night. This hippy looking guy came up and actually asked me if I wanted to go get jiggy with it.:main_laugh: Don't they realize how hard it is to not laugh in their face. Especially after some tequilla.

 

[Mel&Keith]

I would love to know why guys don't notice wedding rings or if it's just that they don't care.

I usually just get lines like, "You have nice tattoos. Want to see this crappy tattoo that my uncle did in his kitchen?". Ok maybe that's not exactly what they say but it is what I hear!

 

[Barbel]

I would love to know why guys don't notice wedding rings or if it's just that they don't care.

I am pretty sure they just don't care. When I was a waitress one of the very pregnant hostesses got hit on by this guy twice her age. He said "Next time I'm in here I going to eat with you." She politely put her hand up to show her engagement ring and said "no thanks." He said "it's cool baby, I'm married too."

One time I was loading groceries into my car when these guys rolled up in their ghetto car and started talking to me. One said something like, "I like your flavor, we should hang." I told them that my boyfriend probably wouldn't like that and the guy said, "he doesn't have to know." What did he think I was going to do, say "you know, you're right. I never thought of that!" and just hop in their car???

 

[LizMarie]

The pick up lines I've heard aren't very nice!

The latest one was when I was walking into my building and some random guy in spanish told me.. "Hey you should sleep with me." I really wanted to curse him out and kick him hard between the legs BUT I was creeped out and acted like I didn't know what he was saying until I was secure in my building.

 

[eric]

You're last name should be Campbells, cus your mmmm...mmmm GOOD!

Be unique and different, just say yes.

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.

 

[BalloonzForU]

You're last name should be Campbells, cus your mmmm...mmmm GOOD!

Be unique and different, just say yes.

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.

LMAO

My husband has quite a few he likes to say to me jokingly, but I can't repeat them here. One has to do with "nice shoes" and one has to do with "the whitest teeth"!! :main_laugh:

 

[eric]

lol!

 

[eric]

LMAO

My husband has quite a few he likes to say to me jokingly, but I can't repeat them here. One has to do with "nice shoes" and one has to do with "the whitest teeth"!! :main_laugh:

:main_yes:

 

[ajveachster]

I've heard a lot of funny ones over the years. My favorite dorky one was when I was at a bar/club one night. This hippy looking guy came up and actually asked me if I wanted to go get jiggy with it.:main_laugh: Don't they realize how hard it is to not laugh in their face. Especially after some tequilla.

That is absolutely hilarious. The latest one I got was from a coworker. He kept comparing me to his old coworker Bridget. Then he told me when he's sleeping at work he's not dreaming about her, but that I had an available twin. A couple years ago I had a part time job at Target. I had a guy come through my line with a pack of gum, and hand me his business card. He said he'd like to show me a good time. His business is a varmint extermination company. I also knew he was friends with a coworker, he was twice my age and had a girlfriend. EWWW!!!

 

[THE WHISPERER]

I'll shed a tear into the ocean, and when you find it is when i'll stop loving you.

 

[Kristi23]

I almost forgot about this one (I tried to). There was a big TV screen at the bar one night and they had the dancefloor playing on the screen. I walked past this guy and he said 'I've been watching you dance all night'. Yuck! Why does that seem like a way to pick me up? It made him seem like a creepy stalker. I think I just walked away in the middle of his next sentence.