I just choked....

Grinning Geckos

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I saw a thread from chamillionaire, and just about shit. My first thought was, who let that shit-head back in? Then I discovered it's an old post. I can breath again, and go back to killing mosquitos before I need a transfusion. :main_laugh:

Know what I heard about those blood-suckers (Robin and Paul)? They like to bite people with a vitamin B deficiency ... which can also cause depression (the lack of B, not the bites...not that getting bit helps). Interesting, eh? I know I can be in a room full of people and be the only one getting bit.
 

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The vit. B deficiency thing makes sense. Smoking interferes with Vitamin B somehow (thus in turn affecting circulation & stuff).

But when I saw the thread title, I was thinking we had something else in common. This last time in Texas, while I was at the new house I started choking but I have no idea what I was choking on. It must've either been a snot rocket that got inhaled or phlegm or something. Anyway, I thought I was going to die. I couldn't breathe at all and just kept coughing out more air. Then the coughing made me start gagging and I started throwing up, only to choke on that too. Things even started going black. It wasn't fun. My brother finally heard me and checked on me, but of course I nodded that I was fine because I am a retard. Anyway, somehow I managed to clear my throat enough to start breathing again, but I had to take really shallow breaths otherwise I'd start coughing again. My throat and lungs hurt for three days.

Well damn if that wasn't the most random OT rant I've posted today.
 

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I have the amazing ability to nearly choke at almost every meal when drinking. You could say I have a drinking problem. My Dad does it too.

You smoke Paul?
 
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Paul, it's a good thing you were there to give yourself the heimlich(sp)!!! :main_lipsrsealed:
Glad your still with us. I can see the headline now...
"Man dies after snot rocket explodes his lungs". :bomb:
 

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Grinning Geckos said:
I saw a thread from chamillionaire, and just about shit. My first thought was, who let that shit-head back in? Then I discovered it's an old post. I can breath again, and go back to killing mosquitos before I need a transfusion. :main_laugh:

Know what I heard about those blood-suckers (Robin and Paul)? They like to bite people with a vitamin B deficiency ... which can also cause depression (the lack of B, not the bites...not that getting bit helps). Interesting, eh? I know I can be in a room full of people and be the only one getting bit.

my bites doesn't cause depression :kiss:

i have always been the one getting bitten. go to el paso and you will be miserable they have mosquitoes the size of small plaNES DOWN THERE.

LACK OF VITAMIN B CAUSES DEPRESSION? my vitamins arent workin then!! D: MINE IS HEREDITARY :p
 
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It can be ONE thing that causes it. There are a ka-gillion other things that might cause it too. I just find it interesting we all get eaten alive by mosquitos and have our own problems with depression too.
 
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Grinning Geckos said:
I can be ONE thing that causes it. There are a ka-gillion other things that might cause it too.

Such as white flour for someone who is blood type O+ :p
 

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Yea...could be we're just a beacon of light. LOL Wait til you see the sun I got Kelli. I'm still pale as hell, even when crispy. Thank God I wasn't out in the sun much longer, cuz I'd look like a lobster.
 

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i refuse to go in the sun, i might melt. i am like vanilla ice cream but i taste better :yes:
 

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Yeah, if I am in the sun for longer than 15 minutes I burn. I distinctly remember several instances from my chlidhood when I got got so severely burned that I had blisters on my back and shoulders. I guess my mom didn't believe in using sunscreen, or she forgot to put it on me those times.
 

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I dunno...I started the thread about chamillionaire, but who wants to talk about that douche? I got us off track before the first post ended. Now it's whatever you want it to be.

I'm sorta disappointed. I was pretty red in some areas last night, but it's mostly gone today. It doesn't feel any better, but it doesn't look so bad now. Now I have nothing to show off. I'm back to (almost) pasty white.
 

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KelliH said:
Yeah, if I am in the sun for longer than 15 minutes I burn. I distinctly remember several instances from my chlidhood when I got got so severely burned that I had blisters on my back and shoulders. I guess my mom didn't believe in using sunscreen, or she forgot to put it on me those times.


Oh god that just brought back terrible memories from childhood!

I'm allergic to chemical sunscreens so I've always avoided the sun. We got a new Harley this year and have been riding a lot so I did some research on chemical-free sunblocks. I finally found one that works - Dr. Hauschka Sunscreen Cream. It's organic and has titanium dioxide and zinc oxide which are physical blockers. So far I haven't gotten burned wearing it and we were outside most of the weekend. It doesn't sweat off either and it feels like 107 here today. Anyway, if you guys even need a good sunblock try it out. Unfortunately it does not help repel mosquitoes or cure depression.
 

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