OWWW THIS SUCKS!!!

PaulSage

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robin said:
i can? :main_thumbsup:



HEY PAUL YOU ARE A WUSS!!!!

If I was a wuss, I wouldn't have had my nose broken and my sinuses bored out ... TWICE. Granted, I didn't have stitches, although I did have two 1/2" x 3" shims glued to my septum for a week as well as a "cast" that was glued to 1/2 my face for just as long. But hey, now I can breathe! (sorta)

But yeah, if anyone came near my eyes, theirs would soon be black & blue. lol
 

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Oh, and I once had 7 teeth extracted at the same time, as well as having my wisdom teeth literally sawed out of my lower jaw. Still, none of that pain even came close to my near-death experience with Salmonella poisoning.

But I am a wuss when it comes to sub-zero temperatures.
 

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dude you got salmonella? that had to be horrible!!!! i have heard it sucks






(i have an elbow i broke in mexico [when i was 18] while i was drunk and now it points up. LOL)
 

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i may have to have my sinus roto-routered if this medicine doesnt start working. i have some kind of non allergic vasometer rhinitis
 

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robin said:
dude you got salmonella? that had to be horrible!!!! i have heard it sucks
It more than sucked. And NO, I didn't get it from reptiles (they tested and traced it to something I ate at a restaurant). I have a pretty high tolerance for pain, but that broke me down. I clearly remember thinking that if I had a gun in my hand I wouldn't have thought twice. Unbelievable. It was the only time physical pain made me cry. (although, I was so dehydrated that my tear ducts were defunct.)


robin said:
(i have an elbow i broke in mexico [when i was 18] while i was drunk and now it points up. LOL)

Congratulations? lol :D
 

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man i hate when things go wrong my my tummy area. only time i ever hurt because of pain was the first cornea transplant and once after my gal bladder surgery. i was so constipated from the anesthesia. it was HORRIBLE, UNREAL pain. those were the only times i cried because of pain... just horrible. i cant imagine salmonella..


and my elbow is a conversation starter :yes:


and ya MOST cases of salmonella are not related to reptiles at all. most of them to how food is prepared, kept, handled and cooked.
 

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LOL, I felt in less pain AFTER my gall bladder surgury then I was before it....except for when they did the initial bed transfer after the surgury. Talk about OUCH!! That woke my sedated butt up!

Even worse then that was when I got pancreatitis a week later. Apparently my case was average, I can't imagine it being any worse. Giving birth was better. I just remember after having an ERCP done they MADE me eat, and the pain it caused was the worst pain EVER. About 1/2 hour after eating I was afraid I was going to die, and about 10 minutes after that I was afraid I wasn't going to die. I was going into shock by the time the nurses FINALLY decided I wasn't kidding when I said I needed drugs NOW. That was 4 years ago and that STILL pisses me off.

As far as giving birth goes, I feel that sort of pain fairly often due to my IBS. The only real difference is the length of time it goes on (2 hours vs. 23 hours), and the outcome of one is actually a good thing (just not all the time).

Oh, Robin, that looks like it HURRRRTTTSSS! I would be a major baby about my eyes.
 

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I hear ya about the nose stuff paul, I had a deviated septum that required surgery when I was in 6th grade....funny thing about that was the fact that I had to have a cotton stuffed condom shoved up my nose...and when they finally removed everything, I sneezed one night and blew the stitches and hemoraged...they left me in the ER waiting room for over an hour before they dealt with me...lost a couple pints of blood that day
 

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This one time i broke a nail

I love how paul sage wasnt even involved in the thread, yet 24 minutes after robin calls him a woose hes there to defend himself, lol
 

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LeosForLess said:
This one time i broke a nail

I love how paul sage wasnt even involved in the thread, yet 24 minutes after robin calls him a woose hes there to defend himself, lol
She sent me a very pleasant and polite PM letting me know that she was picking on me. I just happened to be near the computer and heard the email notification beepy-chimey-thingy. ;)
 

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I had food poisoning....twice. I wouldve shot myself had a gun been present. Its excruciating, its kinda like theres a white hot iron being jabbed into your stomach and twisted around.


In reference to the corneal transplant. OWWWWWIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
 
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Wow to everyone! :main_thumbsdown: I have had my share to, Actually the worst for me has been a lot But I recently got over NOROVIRUS :( and my whole family got it. We think from trucking to NY on the way When we stopped. I have never been so sick and I mean from the bottom end I was sick almost 15 day, two weeks ago and I am just starting to feel normal. I lost weight because I couldn't eat anything, But boy did I have to drink and take a few meds. Anyways, Surgeries always hurt and I had my gallbladder out when it didn't need it out and that pissed me off because the pain was still in my back to this day so it wasn't my gallbladder. But My husband is having a Total Hip Replacement and I know he will be in bad shape! And so will I caring for him for 3-4 months. Please think of us tomorrow!!! And Man I will be thinking about all of you, all such terrible things to go through especially after looking at Robin's eye! Ouch! And I hve been a EMT working in the ER for many years But surgeries in the eyes bother me. :main_no: Hugs, ;) Deb
 

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