It's kind of inappropriate but..
imnotadouche (My AIM screen name)
Long story short - It's on a box of mints I got from a friend that sits on top of my computer.
To be honest I couldn't tell you if that particular word could be considered a bad word or not. Mods feel free to censor if it is..
A tree-toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree-toad,
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree-toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree-toad trod.
But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain;
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree-toad bower,
With her three-toed power,
The she-toad vetoed him.
Favorite word?
Mines Floccinaucinihilipilification (an act or instance of judging something to be worthless or trivial).