M_surinamensis
Shillelagh Law
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Anyways, Seamus, cut it out with all this "ugly mug", "lightbulbhead" crap...I have a feeling you really aren't that bad looking after all...
Shhh. I know full well that I am the most attractive man to ever live. I can't go out in public without throngs of admirers gathering around wanting to touch my clothes. The problem lies in the fact that I already have so much to be egotistical about, am so superlative in so very many ways. If I don't at least pretend to be humble about a few of them I'd be insufferable.
... more insufferable.
Men aren't unaware of their appearance, but tend to invest less of their self worth in it. So given the choices of things I can pretend not to be the greatest at, it was an obvious choice. I certainly wasn't going to call myself stupid, nonathletic or uncool.