Tokay gecko= Cure for AIDS/HIV!!!!

[im faster]

Okay so i have a wanted ad on Craigslist for reptiles.
this crazy ass scam artist emails me saying she has tokay geckos
we exchange a few emails.. I smell scam at the very beginning.
then i wake up to this email from "her"

I am professor Kashim Fanni Klein the dean of studies in the university of grand forks in North Dakota.where i am under the department of zoology and i have varieties of these reptile where i derive them from my scientific research in my institution.So that is my profession or occupation.I am a woman of great passionate. I will send you 7 pics of them i have just snap them
You want to buy Tokay geckos but i am sure you do not even know the use of it.Tokay geckos are even sole for $10,000 for one because it is very use full in curing HIV/AIDS.So you think well and tell me your own suggestion.I can give you all my other reptiles for free adoption but not my Tokay geckos.
Prof:Kashim Fanni klein

 

[im faster]

oh god.. this is hilarious..

now she is wanting me to pay 2600 for 10 tokays.. (which im sure dont even exist.)
i offered her 10.00 each and she said i need to go check google for prices on what they are worth,

 

[marauderhex]

Dude, if tokays cure HIV/AIDS then I must be completely immune by now since my tokay bites the hell out of me at least once a week. Yes, she does let me pet her, but only on her terms.

 

[Dimidiata]

Yes, she does let me pet her, but only on her terms.

? like this?

That must be scam of the century lol, would have been even better if her english was atleast 9th grade.

 

[JordanAng420]

Dude, if tokays cure HIV/AIDS then I must be completely immune by now since my tokay bites the hell out of me at least once a week. Yes, she does let me pet her, but only on her terms.

LOL!

 

[animeavatar]

That is a myth that I don't believe. C'mon $10 000? The expos I go to have them at like 40 or less. Also, check the capitals and spacing of the letter. The scam smell is very strong. Maybe ask for proof that this person is a professor.

 

[marauderhex]

That is a myth that I don't believe. C'mon $10 000? The expos I go to have them at like 40 or less. Also, check the capitals and spacing of the letter. The scam smell is very strong. Maybe ask for proof that this person is a professor.

Easy enough, the University of North Dakota doesn't have a department of Zoology.

 

[Enigmatic_Reptiles]

Your crazy...thats an amazing deal for those geckos. I would easily pay double if they also cure insomnia and tinnitis.

 

[marauderhex]

I do know that they cure numbness in the hand, as pain inducers.

 

[animeavatar]

Hah! If they cured everything then I'd breed them( not for money but because they are extremely amazing just like every other animal in the world).

 

[marauderhex]

Going back to a previous post, I am typing one handed because I just got my weekly HIV booster mauling.

 

[GeckoCrossing]

Lol, scammers abound on craigslist lately. A 'Navy Officer' wanted to buy one of my baby patternless, and wanted to pay with PayPal only, have someone else come to get her and also throw in an extra $50 for my trouble... /facepalm lol

 

[katie_]

She is a woman of great passionate.
Geez guys.

 

[Dimidiata]

You know this will be a great inside joke for YEARS to come everytime someone gets bit by their gecko right?

 

[katie_]

You can tell where that email was from based on how high a price they pay for an AIDS cure...