what really chaps your ass....?

[Ehatcher]

you know there's a thread on the main bored asking what your pet peeves are...but i think that the thread doesnt allow people to really get it off their chest.


#1. This reasonings for this one happened saturday night. I like kids, i really do...but shit, some people need to put their little hellion on a fuckin leash or bust their ass. If i wanted your kid ,who's old enough to know better than to do certain things, to stand up in the booth behind me and my girlfriend when we go out and eat at a nice restaurant and scream and yell at the top of their lungs in my direction, stare at me, CONTINUOUSLY kick the back of my fuckin seat, and then DROP FUCKING KETCHUP INTO MY BOOTH AND GET IT ON MY SHIRT?!?! All while the dumbass parents are sitting there not doing anything about it, or they sit there and think its fucking CUTE??? WTF! The parents need their fuckin heads kicked in...

#2 Door to door sales reps and telemarketers...
If you come to my house or call my phone and try to sell me something, and I politely tell you " No thank you, I'm not interested at this time" and I say it with a big ass smile on my face....leave or hang up, and sell it to someone else. Nothhing pisses me off more than "...But we have a special offer going on..." you know what , I also got a special offer going on too... FUCK OFF.

 

[Ehatcher]

a little clarification on #1 ... i could understand a 2 yr old doing stuff like that, but this kid had to have been atleast 6 years old.

 

[KelliH]

I agree with you on both counts. What really gets me pissed off are:

1. Drivers that speed excessively (like 90 mph+ on the fwy)
2. Those damn door to door salespeople!
3. When the fast food place gets the order wrong constantly.

I'm sure I will think of a few more to add to my list LOL

 

[gaparicio]

I'm sure I"ll probably get hammered for this but....

1. Children on those leash restraints! What the hell, they're not dogs. If you can't control your kids without them than the problem is with the parents.

2. Obese children. We live in a world where junk food is No. 1. We should be able to control what and how much we should be feeding our kids.

3. Pet birthday PARTIES...Are you kidding me?

 

[2bacop]

3. Pet birthday PARTIES...Are you kidding me?

lol theres one tomorrow night at my work!

 

[LeapinLizards]

Lol Greg...I have thrown birthday parties for a few pets...some kids INSIST upon it, and won't let up until you do!

Here's just a few of mine lol:

1. The way most people drive, including but definitely not limited to -
- "Creepers"...the people that never fully stop at a red light, but*slowly* inch forward until it turns green, then gas it like they have somewhere SUPER important to be.
- People that don't understand they can turn right on a red light.
- Blinkers...has EVERYONE forgotten they have them?!?!?
- When someone cuts me off horribly, then wave, like that makes me like you again.
- Following cigarette flickers. You better hope it doesn't hit my car.

2. People that use speakerphone in public areas. I'm sorry asshole, but I don't need to hear about the "hot piece of ass" your friend got last night!

3. People that stand so close to you in line, be it at the bank, store, etc...that you can feel their breath on the back of your neck. UGH!!!!

4. People that smell...how do you NOT know you smell like that??? Do you like become immune to it? I just don't understand...

 

[Ian S.]

I LOVE THIS CLIP!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2RkL4m7dSo

 

[727geckokid]

One Of The biggest Things That Pisses Me off Is People That Talk Shit...
Be it about how much Ass they Get (When You know for damn sure they dont get any..... Yes i have 2 guys at work who brag so much about it but i think they are Gay together..)
And anyone else who Talks abunch of shit but doesnt Back up their words


My #1 Biggest Thing that Pisses me OFF

Are Guys Who Hit Woman.... I wish everyone would know how much this Pisses me off... In HighSchool alone I was Arrested Twice For Fighting A guy who hit a Girl. Both Times I didnt know the guy or the girl... But it doesnt fuckin matter... if you feel the need to hit a Girl i feel the need to Knock your Fuckin Lights out... To this Day I really cannot explain how i get when i See a guy hit a Girl But I compare it to the Hulk "Hulking Up" I loose all Control and Flip the Fuck out...

Disclaimer: Its nothing personal my Father and Mother have a great relationship, and he never once hit her so that isnt where i get my rage from...

 

[Jenn]

1. people who go to a bar drink alcohol then think they are ok to drive home, If you were ok there would not be a law against it.

2. People who instantly blame the parents for childrens bad behaviour. I understand that most of the time it is the parents but if my son is throwing a fit in a store or not listening to me It is not always my fault when you have a child with sever adhd, Bi-polar, Mild retardation disorder and PTSD things are bound to go bad sometimes and I dont want to have to worry about being judged or hearing rude comments from people who dont understand.

3. People who speed thru neighborhoods full of houses, Helloo kids live there too.

4. People who let their dogs shit in my front yard.

5. people who ride my ass in my car, I will slow down and do 10 miles per hour.

6. People who race me to the end of the merge I dont move so 9 out of 10 times your ass is hitting the ditch.

7. moms and dads who do not make their children their priority. instead of getting your nails done and going to the club get off the food stamps and care for your kids.

the list can go on and on.

 

[Golden Gate Geckos]

These are the two things that really piss me off at the moment:

1.) illegal immigrants (legal immigrants are GREAT!)
2.) having to choose #1 or #2 for English.

 

[KelliH]

automated phone systems!

 

[Kristi23]

Neighbors who play loud music at all hours of the day or night 4-6 days a week.

Neighbors who think they should take their fights outside so the whole neighborhood has to listen to them say 'fuck you' 800 times.

Having police who NEVER patrol or do their jobs.

Neighbors who let their kids play in the streets even though they have a fenced in back yard.

Can you tell that I just love my neighbors.:main_rolleyes:

I agree about the abusive guys post, too.

People who lie, cheat, and who are two-faced. I am brutally honest at times and I expect the same from people.

 

[gaparicio]

I got another one...

Co-workers who LOVE drama! Whether it's during lunchtime or at social gatherings, my co-workers always find a way to trash talk about EVERYTHING! So and so said this to me, I'm tired of this persons attitude, I can't stand that person, She's talking crap and I"m not gonna take it anymore...the list goes on and on. I like to RELAX at gatherings not bitch and moan about life's littlest things.

 

[KelliH]

Neighbors who let their kids play in the streets even though they have a fenced in back yard.

:main_yes::main_yes::main_yes:

 

[Sunrise Reptile]

This is an easy one for me...

#1 = Thieves
#2 = Liars
#3 = People that beat defenseless children
#4 = People who take advantage of my generosity

 

[eyelids]

I could make a thousand page list, but can sum it up with one word...

IGNORANCE!!!​

 

[biggiy05]

When my dad's wife KNOWS I'm doing laundry and proceeds to do her laundry. She's had all weekend and I've got three loads. You can wait one day bitch.

I'm tall so I have to air dry my shirts or the dryer will shrink them. I go downstairs earlier to hang my shirts up and guess what? They're in the damn dryer getting nuked by her. She knows I hang my shirts up and she even bunches them all together so they never dry. Common sense should tell you not to nuke my shirts.

Oh and she's annoying in general. Biggest hypocrite I've ever met. You can't be overly religious and do the shit you do.

 

[David Evans Reptiles]

What really bothers me is people that hurt childeren. I hate watching the news because everyday some one has been arrested for beating,rapping or taking nude pictures of children. I really don't understand how anyone could beat there child or what pleasure adults get out of having sex or seeing nude pictures of children. In my perfect world, if you have been acussed of a child crime, you have one shot in court to prove you didn't commet the crime. You only have two weeks from the time you are arrested until court decides. If you are found guilty. I would give you the choose of a slow public hanging or "ole sparky" without the head sponge. I think that would make other predators stop and think... Letting these predators live in prison with food and tv provided to them isn't a real punshiment. And lethal injection doesn't seem right either. Did the children that got beat, raped or killed have the pleasent comfort..... SO why does the Predator get this comfort.

I thank god everyday that nothing terrible like this has happened to my children. And I can't bring myself to allow my children have the freedom that I had growing up knowing there are to many sick people in the world.

 

[ElapidSVT]

1) door-to-door religion salesmen
2) epuglicans
3) anyone that uses 'ect' or any other obvious signs of illiteracy
4) KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS (isn't that plain enough english, motherfucker???)

 

[fallen_angel]

you know there's a thread on the main bored asking what your pet peeves are...but i think that the thread doesnt allow people to really get it off their chest.


#1. This reasonings for this one happened saturday night. I like kids, i really do...but shit, some people need to put their little hellion on a fuckin leash or bust their ass. If i wanted your kid ,who's old enough to know better than to do certain things, to stand up in the booth behind me and my girlfriend when we go out and eat at a nice restaurant and scream and yell at the top of their lungs in my direction, stare at me, CONTINUOUSLY kick the back of my fuckin seat, and then DROP FUCKING KETCHUP INTO MY BOOTH AND GET IT ON MY SHIRT?!?! All while the dumbass parents are sitting there not doing anything about it, or they sit there and think its fucking CUTE??? WTF! The parents need their fuckin heads kicked in...

#2 Door to door sales reps and telemarketers...
If you come to my house or call my phone and try to sell me something, and I politely tell you " No thank you, I'm not interested at this time" and I say it with a big ass smile on my face....leave or hang up, and sell it to someone else. Nothhing pisses me off more than "...But we have a special offer going on..." you know what , I also got a special offer going on too... FUCK OFF.

I agree on #1, parents that can't parent/discipline their kids!! ARGGGGGGGGGHHH WHY DID YOU HAVE KIDS DAMNIT!!! GROW A PAIR AND TELL THEM TO SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!

as for #2.. I've worked telemarketing before.. unfortunately, everyone there is trained to have some sort of rebuttal to you when you first say "no thanks." With those people, don't be nice and polite by saying that, because they'll just keep doing what they were trained to do.. you kind of have to be the asshole on that one to get them to shut up.