what really chaps your ass....?

[Ehatcher]

the thing that really "chaps my ass" are people that use the phased "what chaps your ass,".. I swear I don't get it, it just sounds wrong, lol

you ever had your butt and legs chapped by wet blue jeans or a motorcycle seat? Its basically where your ass is rubbed raw. I hate being chapped anywhere, I used to get chapped from my shoulder pads while playing football. Its like chapped lips...but on your ass cheeks lol

 

[LizMarie]

you ever had your butt and legs chapped by wet blue jeans or a motorcycle seat? Its basically where your ass is rubbed raw. I hate being chapped anywhere, I used to get chapped from my shoulder pads while playing football. Its like chapped lips...but on your ass cheeks lol

:main_laugh::main_laugh::main_laugh:

Sorry but I've never experienced and hope I never do..

 

[thestack510]

LMAO err chapping my ass off. lol

 

[fallen_angel]

I definitely agree with all the things Cassandra listed.. I honestly shouldn't spend too much time posting right now because I have tons of things to do.. but still feel the need to take the time to post anyway LOL.

I just wanted to reply to a few things in particular..

NOTE: if you're not a very open-minded person, then please take the things I say lightly and don't judge me, or go around telling people that I'm super crazy. That REALLY PISSES ME OFF.. LOL ..anyway..

-Losing things, especially when I'm sure of their previous location.

Now this irritates the HELL out of me!!! I swear, I was missing my "preggo book" (What to Expect When You're Expecting) for several days.. I looked EVERYWHERE for it, and was becoming VERY frustrated. Oh, but then yesterday, I walk into the bedroom, and there it is, just sitting on top of the TV. I know I looked there before.. wasn't there.. but now it is!! Whatever, I just say "thank you" and am happy to have it back lol.. but this happens to me ALL of the time, drives me insane :main_laugh: Right now, I am currently missing my glasses (I wear contacts most of the time).. but I would REALLY like my glasses because my contacts have been bothering me lately.. they are nowhere to be found. Now, I lost my glasses AND my preggo book at the same time.. the preggo book has turned up, so hopefully my glasses will soon.. hopefully LOL

-Losing socks in the wash. Seriously; where the hell do they go??? Narnia? Another dimension? HELL? I've a pile of mateless socks.

That's another thing.. there's gotta be some "sock-stealing" mother fucker from another dimension, because no matter how hard you watch your socks, they still go missing!!! Cass, we will find out who it is one day, damnit!!!

-Female leopard gecko ovulation period. I love my leos and all but I just get so frustrated with them sometimes.

I LOVE our geckos, every single one of them.. But when one of them decides to just stop eating the food I've been feeding them for months, it really irritates the crap out of me!! Seriously, I have one gecko that decided it doesn't want to eat ANYTHING except crickets.. well, crickets are too much of a pain in the ass to keep, or buy ALL of the time. BTW I finally got her eating mealworms.. anyway.. before that, this "bitch gecko" really pissed me off because not only would she not take any food that I was offering her, she wanted to eat some of our gecko babies!!!! BITCH!!! I'm just sitting there, picking out some mealworms for some geckos, when all of a sudden, I hear jumping.. she was housed in a bin, and the bin above her had two little gecko babies running around.. She was JUMPING up at them because she wanted to eat them!! I'm like, "Skank, you won't eat anything I try to give you, but you want to eat my babies?? FUCK YOU!!" LOL (it's all good though, I was just irritated, please don't judge me)

and then of course..

-I just don't like people. XD Or I guess I should say; I don't like NORMAL people. Us weirdos have to stick together.

AGREED. If you are some close-minded idiot that thinks you have everything figured out, LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE. I dont think I have everything figured out by any means, but at least I can admit it!! I hate (most) people, but at least have been finding other "strange" people (like me) lately.. it's nice So yes, we must all stick together

 

[Kitsune]

I firmly believe there is a little sock gremlin that steals one sock from each pair from the washer.

 

[Riyo]

I have to agree about the sock gremlin..I have a huge pile of socks that are missing their mates and it's sooo annoying. I don't have the money to keep buying socks, damn it! D: I guess it doesn't help that I've moved four times in the past year, either.

 

[Kitsune]

It gets to the point where it's just like "Ugh... Well.. These two ALMOST match.. They'll do!"
XD lol.

Okay.. So.. My big pet peeve right now:

Charles and I play an online game called Final Fantasy XI. In this game, my character is a really cute Elvaan Female. Apparently, since there are "no girls on the internet," once these little pre-pubescent boys see a female character they feel the need to make rude gestures at me and hit on me... ESPECIALLY when they find out I am a female "In Real Life."
There were a few guys that I was close friends with a few years back who would all of a sudden come out and be like "I want to leave my wife for you. I wish you lived closer." Seriously. What the fuck, dude.... You don't REALLY know me. =/ And I'm very happily taken, thanks. And 100% of the time.. they know that. -.-
Just now, before I logged off for the night.. I had a character running behind me trying to hump my leg. -.-; ::sigh::

 

[fallen_angel]

Krista- I LOVE EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING HAVING TO DO WITH FINAL FANTASY!! Just had to say that

LOL, I kind of know how you feel, I just haven't dealt with it to the extreme you have.. that's gotta be irritating as hell!!

 

[Haligren]

It gets to the point where it's just like "Ugh... Well.. These two ALMOST match.. They'll do!"
XD lol.

Okay.. So.. My big pet peeve right now:

Charles and I play an online game called Final Fantasy XI. In this game, my character is a really cute Elvaan Female. Apparently, since there are "no girls on the internet," once these little pre-pubescent boys see a female character they feel the need to make rude gestures at me and hit on me... ESPECIALLY when they find out I am a female "In Real Life."
There were a few guys that I was close friends with a few years back who would all of a sudden come out and be like "I want to leave my wife for you. I wish you lived closer." Seriously. What the fuck, dude.... You don't REALLY know me. =/ And I'm very happily taken, thanks. And 100% of the time.. they know that. -.-
Just now, before I logged off for the night.. I had a character running behind me trying to hump my leg. -.-; ::sigh::

Makes me wonder what would happen if there were suddenly a lot more males on the planet than females....

 

[Kitsune]

Jess: YES! Everything Final Fantasy is <3!!!

Cass: Seriously... lol.

Another pet peeve of mine: People who chew with their mouths open.. UGH!

 

[DarthGekko]

My dogs eat my boxer shorts. The other day I bent over to clean a tub and my boxers ripped in half. I have to buy boxers every month because my dogs literally eat my shorts when I'm not looking. Other than that, life is pretty good

 

[Ehatcher]

I hate people who chomp their gum like a cow chomping on grass. So damn annoying.

I have ADHD, and I often times finding myself clicking a pen or tapping on the table with my fingers without even knowing it...because well... I really dont realize im doing it. Well i know it is probably annoying, but i HATE HATE HATE when people say"quit tapping your pen, its annoying" One smartass decided to tell me that so I turned and said " Well i think its annoying when you tell me stop doing something so rudely" and then I look them in the eye and tap the pen as loud as I can.

Yes, I am an asshole

 

[Haligren]

I hate people who chomp their gum like a cow chomping on grass. So damn annoying.

I have ADHD, and I often times finding myself clicking a pen or tapping on the table with my fingers without even knowing it...because well... I really dont realize im doing it. Well i know it is probably annoying, but i HATE HATE HATE when people say"quit tapping your pen, its annoying" One smartass decided to tell me that so I turned and said " Well i think its annoying when you tell me stop doing something so rudely" and then I look them in the eye and tap the pen as loud as I can.

Yes, I am an asshole

lol You sound like a friend of mine.

If I ask anyone to do something, especially people I don't know, I ask POLITELY.

That's another of my pet peeves; what the hell happened to manners in the last 20 years???

 

[LizMarie]

I thought I posted on here already but I can't find it but what really gets to me is sex trafficking! Especially using small defenseless children and selling them for sex.

I'm watching Children for Sale on MSNBC and I'm about to die!

 

[paulnj]

That's fucked up! By far the most disgusting crime ever and death for those that deal in it would be getting off easy!!!

 

[LizMarie]

That's fucked up! By far the most disgusting crime ever and death for those that deal in it would be getting off easy!!!

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Haligren]

That's fucked up! By far the most disgusting crime ever and death for those that deal in it would be getting off easy!!!

Ditto. That's why I wish movies like Taken really happened. In the movie, the people running the whole thing were like "We're just trying to make ends meet!". And I know that people in real life actually think like that. But really it's no justification. You can make ends meet doing legal and moral jobs and work. I guess some people fall into the sex trafficking business because it's 'easy money', but you know that you can work just as hard at being lazy as you can as doing that thing you were too lazy to do.

I remember watching a 20/20 episode on sex trafficking. It just makes me so sick. I'm not sure who to be more pissed off at; the people who run it, or the people who partake of it. I sincerely hope there is a special hell for people like that.

 

[paulnj]

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[malt_geckos]

illegal immigrants
billboards in spanish
old shitty drivers (living in Fl, there's a TON of them)
Bratty kids that can get away with anything
Being able to get your child taken away for spanking them
wow...most are govt issues...

 

[Foreverandever]

In no particular order

1. Religion
2. Homophobia
3. Thieves
4. Liars
5. Druggies (stoners, cokeheads, etc)
6. Animal abusers
7. Child abusers
8. Ass kissers
9. Kids
10. Shitty drivers